ridiculous things i've done while severely sleep-deprived

1. Accidentally walked into the men's bathroom at Mullins Library
2. Accidentally (and jokingly) wished a heart attack on my professor, but I do feel really bad about it now
3. Read the book of 2 Timothy in its entirety, twice, at 4 a.m.
4. Tried to carry on coherent conversations
5. Ate at Brough
6. Completely reorganized a research proposal that was due 12 hours later
7. Chugged a double shot of espresso
8. Read a liberalism/conservatism questionnaire from 1939; laughed at the idea that women revealing their shins was once a controversial social issue
9. Created this list in lieu of being productive in any capacity whatsoever
10. Misspelled "severely" in the title (it's been corrected...I couldn't stand my error immortalized in blogger history)